Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He better not be in your backpack
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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