you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
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I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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