Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
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Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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