Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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