could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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