I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
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well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
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There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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