the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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