i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
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Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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