butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Randomize
