my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
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I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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