So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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