So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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