First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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