hell yes lets make some ravioli
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?