so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out