We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
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just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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