I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
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I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
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Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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