K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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