I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He kissed a someone with a penis
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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