So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
soo... how was my night?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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