I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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