i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
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She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
The air taste purple.
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