quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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