The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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