i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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