I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
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bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
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