am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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