im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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