Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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