Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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