in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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