He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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