Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
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The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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