Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
