Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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