How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
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Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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