it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I have demons in me.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
I want her autograph on my taint
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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