Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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