Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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