I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go