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• (317): View more from Indiana

  hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex

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• (954): View more from Florida

  We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

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• (831): View more from California

  There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?

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