hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?