Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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