Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
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If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
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I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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