He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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