you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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