Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
they need to just BURY HIM!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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