We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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