Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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