I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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