We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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