Even water is tasting like jack daniels
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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