He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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