Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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