But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
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