3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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