how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
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Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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