I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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